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APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2017 NON VEG ADULT FUNNY JOKES

Boy: I Wanna Fuck U...
Girl: Tameez Se Bt Karo..!!
Boy: Allah Talah K Fazalo Karam Se,
Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda,
Mohtrma Ko Arzu-E-Fitrat Se,
Be-Itehan Chodna Chahta Hai..

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HUSBAND:
Darling Tumhara
Kabhi Dil Nahi
Chahta Ke Tum
Mard Hoti,
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WIFE:
Kyun Aaj Tumhara
Apni Gand Marvane
Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya ?

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CONFDNCE Is Wen U're At A Mdical Store
& Ask For 20 Condoms & U Hear
2 Grls Behnd You Gigglng..
You Turn Around, Look Them In The Eyes
And Say,
"Make It 22"

 Nurse lost her cat in hospital, anyone have female sex organ All women stood up. I mean anyone seen a female sex organ? All men stood up, I mean anyone seen my sex organ, all doctor stood up.
FUNNY AND ADULT SHAYARI IN HINDI AND URDU

A sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?
Boss: what?
Girl: your eyes.


Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me  kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya. Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru  kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya. Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai: Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !

Fauji's wife daily sends her
nude photo with both legs wide open ...
"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"
Fauji: Wo to theek hai,
par photo kaun kheench raha hai??


Husband is praying before going to bed ...
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!


Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
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Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.

T-shirt quotes: now more tastier and healthier, handle with care, tasted by experts, shake well before use, can make boneless thing hard, no one can use just once.

VERY FUNNY GIRLFRIEND FRANKS

What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?………..

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Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
………………………….
Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!


What's the similarity between school bell and girls hole? When you hit any of these, children come out.




Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.
Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.

One night, couple were laying down the husband gently taps
his  wife’s hip and starts rubbing her breast. The wife turns over
and  said: sorry honey, I’ve gynecologist appointment 2morrow and I
want to keep it fresh.”…………………………………..

The husband, dejected, turned over and tried to sleep.
Unable to sleep a few minute later, he taps  his wife shoulder again. This
time he spoke slowly to her:

“Honey,Do you have a dentist appointment 2morrow too?”

A man  was sitting in bus his elbow touched a woman breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to woman and says, ‘Madam, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you’ll forgive me.’
She replies, ‘If your penis is as much hard as your elbow, I’m in room 112.  

Best Collection of New April Fool SMS / Jokes at Funny SMS

I hereby certify and swear that I would never ever in my life make you a FOOL on 1st April. For that...
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all the other 364 days of the year are more than enough. Happy All Fools' day!
APRIL FOOL   


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Alia Bhatt at a florist: Bhaiya, Ek April Phool dena!
APRIL FOOL / BOLLYWOOD  //

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April 1st:
This is the day on which husbands are reminded what they are on the other three hundred and sixty four days!
APRIL FOOL   //


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If I had not come across you, I would not have understood the true meaning of a lot of words like
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stupid, moron, dumbass, buffoon, idiot, sarcasm; and above all FOOL.
Thanks a lot for it. I sincerely wish you a very Happy April Fool!
APRIL FOOL   //


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Aaj Ka Taaza Message:
Hai, Smart, Bahut, Woh, Hai, Bheja, Ne, Jis, Aur, Hu, Raha, Padh, Se, Niche, Ko, Msg, Jo, Hu, Pagal, Woh, Main.
CONFUSED?
Ab Msg Niche Se Upar Padho!
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Ban Gaye Na April Fool?

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APRIL FOOL / APRIL FOOL PRANKS / HINGLISH   

A - You are Attractive,
B - You are the Best,
C - You are Cute,
D - You are Dear to Me,
E - You are Excellent,
F - You are Funny,
G - You are Good-Looking,
H - Hehehe,
I - I'm,
J - JOKING.
Happy April Fool Day!
APRIL FOOL   //




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You're full of life;
You're full of surprise;
You're full of wisdom;
You're full of
At times I find you're fully numb
And other times, you're fully dumb.
In short, you're a bloody fool.
Happy April Fool!
APRIL FOOL //



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Your girlfriend is: 
Smart
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Exemplary 
Romantic
In short she is just like your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Happy April Fool!//


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APRIL FOOL   
When you feel sad - to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute". 
You'll overcome your sadness. 
But don't make this a habit. 
Coz liars go to hell. 
Happy April Fool!
APRIL FOOL   //


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So sweet is your smile; 
So wonderful is your style; 
So enchanting is your voice; 
So captivating are your eyes;
See... how covertly I LIE!
Happy All Fools' Day!

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WHATSAPP AND FACEBOOK PRANKS NEW 2017

Naughty Sms Jokes Collection For 18+

"KAASH" Asi G.F. Miley Jo Kahey -
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarha.
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarah.
Aao Mere BOOBS Choos Lo Dashehri AAM Ki Tarha..

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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Puchha,
"Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle
Kitni Baar SEX Kiya Hai?.."
Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Diya Jisme
Chawal K Kuch Daaney Aur 200Rs/- The.
Pati- Ye Kya?
Wife - Main Jab Bhi SEX Karti Thi
To 1 Chawal Isme Daal Deti Thi.

Pati-(Daaney Gin K) Bus 7 Baar?
Aur Ye 200 Rs Kyun?
Wife-4 Kilo Chawal Beche The
Ye Uske Paise Hain....

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Feri Wala-Chaddi Lelo, Bra Lelo...
Girl-Tumhey Sharam Nahi Kya, Gandey Shabd Bol Rahey Ho, Koi Dusrey Naam Se Bolo.
Feriwala-Gand K Khol Lelo, Chuchi K Khol Lelo.

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Physics Sir Proposes Chemistry Mam-
SIR: D Time I Saw Ur CONICAL JARS & ROUND BOTTOM FLASK,
My PENDULUM Starts OSCILLATING Endlessly
& Its Length Bcums Double..!!
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Mam- Dont Just Talk, Shake D TEST TUBE Vigorously,
Make It HOT N Put It In My STAND.
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I Wnt WHITE PRECIPITATE With BRISK EFFERVESCE..

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Only Guys Can Understand:
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Sun Is Not The Only Thing
That Rises Up In The Morning...!

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Girls Can Wear All Boys Items Like
T.Shirt
Pant
Jeans
Lungies
But They Can't Wear 1 Thing
Guess Wat?
CONDOM
It's Ur Monopoly
Jai Jawaan
Jai Samaan

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Adults Only.
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Math Teacher..1 Me 2 Daaley Toh Kya Hota Hai?
Girl: Miss Ye To Aapka Hi Hausla Hai,
Humari To 1 Se Hi Jaan Nikal Jaati Hai..

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Tujhpe Ek Pyar Bhari Shayari -
Shikwa Naa Kar Dost,
Gila Na Kar Yaar,
Bas Itni Si Guzarish Hai Meri..
Jab Main Tere Me Daalu,
Tu Hilla Naa Kar Yaar.

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1 Buddha PCO Par Gaya,
Waha Kursi Par Ek Ladki Bethi Thi,
Ladki Boli: "Baba Kaha Karoge?"
Wo Sharma K Bola- Kursi Par To Hoga Nahi,
Nichey Hi Bori Bichha Lo.//

Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai.

Banta: Tujhe kese pta?

Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne check kr k muje Batya tha.
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Height of positive attitude:

Girl Friend: Mera Rishta aaya hy aur
shadi hone wali hy.

Boy Friend: That’s Good,

Phir to hum Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge.
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Medical science proved k
Kapre tight pehn’ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy.

But

Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon.

Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy.
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Advise to all the girls….

Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies…

And..

Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..
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Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien?

Boy: 22 December

Girl: Koi khaas wajah?

Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..
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Women to Dentist:

“Its so painful I’ll prefer to get Pregnant than getting my Cavity Filled.”

Dentist:

“Make a Decision, I’ll adjust the Chair Accordingly.” 
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Boy: Men dress up to been seen by others.

Girl: Laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others.
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Teacher to Pappu, Isko English main Translate karo:

Sara ne Kapray Pehan liye hain.

Pappu: Shit! I’m Late.
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Santa on Long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at home.

Banta SMS after a month: Man who comes to Screw UR Wife daily, did not come today.
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Toilet songs:

In case of loose motion:
“ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk”

In case of Kabz:
“na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga”

In case of Gas Trouble:
“hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai”

After coming out of toilet:
“juda hokay bhee tu mujh may kaheen baki hai”
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Teacher to student: Aap bary ho ya aap k papa?

Student: Mein

Teacher: Wo Kaise?

Student: Mene mama k pass sona chor dia hai, Papa abhi tak sotay hain..
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Kaun kaheta hai Akele aaye they..
Akele jayenge..

Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta..

Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta…
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Girl 2 Mom: Mom I have started loving a Boy!

Mom angry: What?? How old is he? What does he do?

Girl: He is 3 months old. Happily kicking in my stomach. 
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Super hit insult..
Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho
tu tum kia chaho gay?
Husband: Off course Sex
Or baki k 29 Minutes?
English Message:
Super Hit Insult
Wife: If a world is about to end in 30 mints what will you do?
Husband: Off course sex
Wife: Or 29 remaining minutes?
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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,

Principal entered in class an asked angrily:

Kis ka period chal raha hai?

4 larkian sharmatay hue:
Sir Hamara
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Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki Ijjat lut li!!

Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha,

Dhobi ne kaha main Khana kha raha hoon,

Istri garam hai, Maar lo!
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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX.

What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
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Dil K Mareez mutvja ho
Jin Hazrat ko Valentine day
Pr mayusi ka samna krna
Pra wo hmara Poond Capsul
Estamal kre
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Bachya aap k qadmon me
Mayusi na hon
Sunday Open.
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Ek ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha? 102 Hum FM?

To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga?

Bajate raho.
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Boy During Sex: Q na hum shadi kar len,
Phir hum roz aisa kar saken gay.

Girl: Mazdur ho Mazduri karo,
Factory k Maalik bannay ki koshish na karo.

Happy Mazdoor Day.

Sardarjii: ye roz roz condomn chalana, utarna, dalna, nikalna bohat musibat ha.

sardarnii: tusi plastic coating q nahin kara rehta.

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Pathan capture a boy, gave him a dice n said "if u get 1,2,3,4 or5, ma teri g**d maro ga.

Boy: or ager 6 aya toPathan: kabhi luddo khela ha? 6 ane pe dobara bari ati hai.

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A friend like u, is not boobs that can be suck, nor u r not pusy that can b lick, u r like a dick, that can b stand for me, so dear friend u r lund

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one boob says to other boob "sala laffra nichey wali gali me hota hai aur pakrey hum jatey hain"

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What did the dick say to the Condom?

'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts. This is no

ordinary blow job!

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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!

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What is the dumbest part on a man's body?

The penis.

It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!

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I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand,

Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....

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ADULT TOY SURPRISE PRANK!! (18+)

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1.Prank OF SPIDER APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2015

My girlfriend has a phobia of spiders. So I decided to put a tarantula in a pizza box for April Fools Day. BIG! Shout out to my brother who helped me come up with this idea. 

2. YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2017

So I decided to play a pretty bad joke on my parents for April Fools Day this year. We were at a vacation home with several other families and it was around mid day, and we were about to head out to go to a ski resort. Before we left I put on my acting face and acted very traumatized and grabbed both my parents and told them i needed to talk to them and brought them upstairs into an empty room in the house where I hid my camera on the floor behind a chair. I held their hands and asked them if they loved me, to my dismay they said yes (:D) and I said I got my girlfriend pregnant and then buried my head in my hands and began to fake cry. I was surprised how calm they were even though they had no idea it was a prank, I felt bad so I ended the prank quickly and as my mom was telling me "remember how I told you we would be there for you no matter what?" I said "yeah but its a good thing its April Fools Day!". Then they panicked and immediately started beating me to a pulp, I don't blame them. Enjoy!

APRIL FOOLS NON VEG 18+ JOKES

3. TOILET APRIL FOOLS PRANKS 2017

TOILET WATER DRINK PRANK 

APRIL FOOLS PRANKS FOR GIRLFRIEND 2015 GIRLFRIEND JOKES 2015 

4. GirlFriend Ghost APril Fools Pranks 2017

Man terrifies sleeping girlfriend with ghost prank :)

5. FOOD APRIL FOOLS PRANKS 2015

April Fools! This fast food meal is made of cake, cookies and icing!  

APRIL FOOLS GIRLFREIND LOVE JOKES

1.GF- fuck off

Me- Shut up. I'll make you taste your own shit.

GF- how?

Me- first anal sex and then blow job.

*Single again*

April fools non veg girlfriend funny romantic april fool jokes

Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried


Girlfriend:You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot.
Boyfriend:Whatever Sweetheart,Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only. 


Boy: Friendship Karogi?
Girl: Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte.
Boy: Bol Too Asie Rahi Ho Jaise Mere Parents Ne Mujhe National Permit Diya Hua Hai.  


High Level insult.....
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Raghu 2 Anvitha:
Ur as pretty as a flower
bt
unfoRtunately
itz a CAULIFLOWER...
haha...

 April Fools Girlfriend Easy Safe pranks to play on 2017

Boy sent d 1 expensive bird dat could speak 40 languags as bday gift 2 his GF.
Nxt day he askd abt d gift.
BF:hwz d bird?
GF:Very Tasty. 

First Boy:Aaj Maine Tumhari Girlfriend Ko Nahate Huye Dekha Tha
Second Boy:Jor Se Lagaya Ek Bola Jaan Se Maar Dunga Aisa Kiya To
First Boy:Aree Maine Kya Kiya Main Talab Me Naha Raha Tha Sse Raste Jate Huye Dekh Maine




Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend?
Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..

School in bachche ke papa ne teacher Se kaha:

Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,

thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!
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When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear.
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
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its March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :-/

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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. – Douglas Adams

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Plz open this
after 2 days at saturday.
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I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2017.
April Fool in Advance

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Dear Ms BeautiFOOL,
U are so wonderFOOL, graceFOOL, playFOOL, powerFOOL and faithFOOL.
Earlier U were really respectFOOL & had a colorFOOL nature. But off late,
U have been painFOOL and not so peaceFOOL. I wish U were careFOOL & helpFOOL

April Fools 2017 Jokes for Boyfriend




Some things are made for each other. For example:
Shoe & Socks;
Soap & Water;
Paper & Pen;
I & your girlfriend

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One day as I came home early from work,

I saw a guy jogging naked.

I said to the guy,

“Hey buddy, why are you doing that?”

He said, “Because you came home early.”
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A baby dog asks mama dog:

How papa looks like.

Mama dog said: “Your dad came from behind,

I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!”

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In a bar 1 Guy says two another
“I slept wid ur mom the last nite.”
D whole bar was waiting for 4 d other Guy’s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk.”
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Which Part…
of a man’s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:

HEART!!! But i Luv the way u think…

 Tease girlfriend on April Fools Days

Girlfriend Ke Nakhre After Friendship
Day 1 – Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me Ok
Day 2 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me You Understand
Day 3 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna Please
Day 4 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi
Day 5 – Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata.




Girlfriend: There is nothing in the world that I wouldn't do for you in life.
Boyfriend: Do you love me so much honey?
Girlfriend: Well, what I meant was that I am going to spend my life doing nothing for you.   




Boyfriend: I need to tell you a secret that I haven't told you so far: I a seeing a psychiatrist.
Girlfriend: Oh! I need to tell you a truth too. I am seeing a psychiatrist, plumber and a mechanic.


Girl\'s Lucky Boy
A Girl To Her Friend: I Know Two Guys And I Like Both,Tell Me Who Will Be The Lucky Guy?
Friend:Whoever You Get Married,other Guy Will Be Lucky.



girls 1980 to 2011
1980 - lOve me bUt dOnt tOuCh meh
1990 - tOuCh me bUt dOnt kIsS meh
2000 - kIsS me bUt aur kUch nA kArI
2005 - kUch bhi karlee but kisii ko bataaiyo matt
2011..sAb kUch Karlee nahi toh sab ko bataa doongii ki
tere se kuch nahii huaa....:

April fool pranks for my girlfriend

APRIL FOOLS HISSING COCKROACH PRANK!!!

APRIL FOOLS POOP PRANK

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1.Leave a Message APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2017

Take your friends cell phone and tape it under a chair, under a desk,or hide it somewhere safe and then start calling. Watch them try to find the phone. too funny!!

2. Change your victim’s cell phone settings from English to another language.

3.Place mini marshmallows on top of the ceiling fan’s blades, then ask someone to turn it on.

4.Extra Special Juice April Fools Pranks 2015

Fill a pitcher of water and add food coloring. Place it back into the fridge. Try hard not to laugh when your victim pours a glass of it to drink because it's not what they expect!.

Another fun water trick, fill a water glass and place a piece of paper, cardboard or plastic over the top. Flip the cup upside down on a flat surface, glass table or smooth counter. Now, pull the cover out from under the cup. The water should stay in the cup, the water will form a vacuum and stay put. Clean up any spilled water and place it in an area that's not too obvious. Definitely a fun trick for little kids, outside. Don't try this with koolaide or milk, in the house!


SAFE AND SEXY PRANKS FOR GIRLFRIEND

April fools pranks to play on your boyfriend 

  
5.Toilet papering a car, that's right, car not house has not been overdone. Toilet papering a house is so cliché. But, if you wrap a car in TP (on a dry, not rainy day), then it's all good fun especially if it's a coach, teacher or famous Wall Street businessman that deserves it. Of course, toilet papering the dog, sometimes can be equally as fun. 

6. Ping pong balls make for wonderful pranks. Perhaps, the top place to place the ping pong balls will be the kitchen cupboards at home or similar high cupboards at work such as in the color copier room or another similar place. 

7.A not so nice way to freak out your roommate or best friend. Sprinkle sugar around the gas cap and ground so it looks like someone put sugar in the gas tank. Be extremely careful to not get any sugar in the gas tank because sugar can cause extreme motor damage if it gets mixed into the gas! Because of this, the illusion of it being done can cause your victim to panic. Another car prank option is to leave a note saying "I'm sorry, I hit your car!" The idea here is to lead your victim into believing that something happened to their car when in fact it didn't happen at all. 

 APRIL FOOLS PANKS FOR CLASSROOM TEACHER STUDENT COLLEGE

8. Print out a life-size face (this can be anyone-someone in your family, a monster, a celebrity, your victim, or even yourself). Attach it to the underside of the toilet seat facing up. Now close the lid to the toilet. When your victim lifts the lid, they will get a scare!

EASY PRANKS TO PLAY WITH PARENTS

9. Plastic wrap someone's bed just for the sport of it. You can use small, grocery store plastic wrap or large commercial plastic wrap. The choice is yours and the fun will be knowing your friend or foe has a cleanup job ahead of them.

APRIL FOOL PRANKS IDEAS APRIL FOOL PRANKS NEW IDEAS 2015

10.Use someone's kitchen sink as a planter. Of course if you don't want destroy anything put down some plastic wrap first, then fill with dirt, and put a few plants in for good measure.

10 April Fool's Day pranks and jokes for Boyfriend

1. "My parents are coming to stay with us for a month!"

2. Creating a crying, screaming scene in front of his friends after accusing him of thinking you're fat.

3. Get his boss to pretend to fire him. 

4. Put a picture of one of those age projection simulations on his bathroom mirror in the morning.

5. Show him a picture of a sickly, disabled animal and announce you've adopted it.

6. Leave a bunch of XXXL condoms around for him to find.

7. Tell him you lost your engagement ring. 

8. Make an utterly disgusting meal for him, his mom, best bud, et cetera.

9. Tell him you cheated on him.

10. Change outfits every 30 minutes; act like nothing's different.

Harmless Pranks to Pull on Your Boyfriend

BECH PRANK

"Go to a beach with your guy. Place a towel or a sheet on the sand, and sit on it for a drink. When he gets up to go the washroom, pick up the sheet and dig a big hole under it. Make sure you do it before he gets back. Place the sheet back on the hole neatly as it was. When he comes back and sits down, his butts will fall into the hole! The deeper the hole, the better! Have the laugh of your life!"

CHANGE MOBILE TIME PRANK

"Change the time of their mobile phones and other clocks to one hour before. Play this prank when he has to go to work the next day. He will find himself in the office one hour earlier than usual. In the meanwhile, he will be fuming over you! That's when you can have that devilish laugh!"

HAND WASH PRANK

'Take liquid hand wash and replace it with glue, or another option is to add some red food coloring to it. Sit back and see his reaction whenever he goes to wash his hands."

TOES PRANK

"If you want to make your man feel like he’s outgrown his shoes overnight, stuff the tips of his toes with a little bit of toilet paper (just like you would your heels if they were a little too big! Don’t use too much, you don’t want it to be obvious, you just want him to feel slightly uncomfortable all day."

DEOORANT PRANK

""Here’s what you do. You cut out the “deodorant” part of his stick deodorant and replace it with a lump of butter instead. Make sure you round off the top of the butter and shape it to look real. It will be really gross for him and really, really funny for you!""

10 funniest text message pranks for Boyfriend

Can you do it?

Fact 1: You can not touch

your lower lip with your tongue…

Fact 2: After reading this,

99/100 idiots would try it.

Virus Alert!

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK!

The classic fool!

A fool got into a bus on 1st April. When conductor asked for ticket, he gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket.

After taking the ticket, he screamed, “April Fool! I have a pass.”

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There is no April 1st in Rajni’s calendar, because no one can fool him.

April Fools’ Day Text Pranks For Boyfriend 2017

1. Text-for-free apps. This is probably one of the best ways to prank someone on April Fools’ Day, because even the most skeptical person can be tricked. Text-for-free apps allow people who download them to choose a different number and pick any area code they want. Once it’s downloaded, the prankster’s contacts will be downloaded into the app. This means he or she can text anyone in their phone with complete anonymity. Pretend to be a celebrity or a secret admirer. Try these apps: imo, KakaoTalk, WeChat, Pinger and textPlus. 

2. “Fun fact.” Trick your friends with a fun fact, because most people can’t resist a good piece of trivia. Of course, you won’t tell them a bit of real information. Instead, write something such as, “If you pretend to shake salt on your tongue, you can actually taste it.” When they finally respond, say there is one more thing to know: “99 out of 100 fools will try it. April Fools!”

3. B---- Text your friend that she is the word used to describe a female dog. Give her a moment to respond, and then write back: “Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Cute, Hilarious.” Don’t forget to remind the victim what day it is and add: “Happy April Fools’ Day!”

4. Change contact information. This one will work only if the target isn’t familiar with your phone number. Go into the person’s phone and substitute a different name for your own, like Bill Murray. Don’t forget to delete the text history so you don’t give yourself away. The person will probably know Bill Murray isn’t texting him or her, but it could be a great gag.

5. “I’m pregnant/I’m engaged.” These are some of the oldest tricks in the book, but they still might fool a really naive person. Try to put a different spin on it, such as writing to your closest friends in a group chat. Say something along these lines: “Everyone: I know today is April Fools’ Day but what I have to say actually isn’t a joke. I’m pregnant/engaged!” The skeptics in the group might be suspicious, but the trick might work on a few people by addressing April Fools’ Day first.

Source: http://www.ibtimes.com/april-fools-day-text-pranks-adults-2016-5-ways-trick-someone-sms-message-2344515

Pranks to pull on your boyfriend while he's sleeping

"I got an idea for you, put shaving cream on his or her hand and swipe a feather across his or her face, further more having the shaving cream wind up on his face."

"- Take of your pants and sit on his head. Then fart.

- Get flour and grab and handfull. Then chuck it at the person's face. LMAO

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"The only one I know is to stick your friends fingers in a cup or bowl of warm water and they will supposedly piss their pants.

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"Put a condom on the end of a stick, and stick it up the guys ass. Works real well if he was drunk ;)

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"Carefully carry him to the nearest cliff with an 80 foot drop and place him precariously on the edge, see-sawing like they do in cartoons.

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"1. get some hot sauce (make sure its really really hot!)

2. proceed to smear it on there lips lol!

3. watch the agony they will be on when they wake up cause "my lips are on fire"!!!"

PRANKS TO PLAY ON BOYFRIEND ON APRIL FOOL DAY

Pregnant Prank

DEAD GIRLFRIEND PRANK

CHEATING GIRLFRIEND PRANK

SUICIDE PRANK!! ON BOYFRIEND!

FUNNY BOYFRIEND PRANK

CHECKOUT SOME FUNNY IMAGE TO SEND TO BOYFRIEND ON APRIL FOOL DAY