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APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2017 NON VEG ADULT FUNNY JOKES

Boy: I Wanna Fuck U...
Girl: Tameez Se Bt Karo..!!
Boy: Allah Talah K Fazalo Karam Se,
Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda,
Mohtrma Ko Arzu-E-Fitrat Se,
Be-Itehan Chodna Chahta Hai..

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HUSBAND:
Darling Tumhara
Kabhi Dil Nahi
Chahta Ke Tum
Mard Hoti,
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WIFE:
Kyun Aaj Tumhara
Apni Gand Marvane
Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya ?

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CONFDNCE Is Wen U're At A Mdical Store
& Ask For 20 Condoms & U Hear
2 Grls Behnd You Gigglng..
You Turn Around, Look Them In The Eyes
And Say,
"Make It 22"

 Nurse lost her cat in hospital, anyone have female sex organ All women stood up. I mean anyone seen a female sex organ? All men stood up, I mean anyone seen my sex organ, all doctor stood up.
FUNNY AND ADULT SHAYARI IN HINDI AND URDU

A sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?
Boss: what?
Girl: your eyes.


Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me  kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya. Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru  kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya. Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai: Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !

Fauji's wife daily sends her
nude photo with both legs wide open ...
"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"
Fauji: Wo to theek hai,
par photo kaun kheench raha hai??


Husband is praying before going to bed ...
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!


Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
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Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.

T-shirt quotes: now more tastier and healthier, handle with care, tasted by experts, shake well before use, can make boneless thing hard, no one can use just once.

VERY FUNNY GIRLFRIEND FRANKS

What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?………..

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Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
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Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!


What's the similarity between school bell and girls hole? When you hit any of these, children come out.




Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.
Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.

One night, couple were laying down the husband gently taps
his  wife’s hip and starts rubbing her breast. The wife turns over
and  said: sorry honey, I’ve gynecologist appointment 2morrow and I
want to keep it fresh.”…………………………………..

The husband, dejected, turned over and tried to sleep.
Unable to sleep a few minute later, he taps  his wife shoulder again. This
time he spoke slowly to her:

“Honey,Do you have a dentist appointment 2morrow too?”

A man  was sitting in bus his elbow touched a woman breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to woman and says, ‘Madam, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you’ll forgive me.’
She replies, ‘If your penis is as much hard as your elbow, I’m in room 112.  

Best Collection of New April Fool SMS / Jokes at Funny SMS

I hereby certify and swear that I would never ever in my life make you a FOOL on 1st April. For that...
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all the other 364 days of the year are more than enough. Happy All Fools' day!
APRIL FOOL   


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Alia Bhatt at a florist: Bhaiya, Ek April Phool dena!
APRIL FOOL / BOLLYWOOD  //

Big collection of Funny Adult SMS’s (+18)

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April 1st:
This is the day on which husbands are reminded what they are on the other three hundred and sixty four days!
APRIL FOOL   //


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If I had not come across you, I would not have understood the true meaning of a lot of words like
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stupid, moron, dumbass, buffoon, idiot, sarcasm; and above all FOOL.
Thanks a lot for it. I sincerely wish you a very Happy April Fool!
APRIL FOOL   //


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Aaj Ka Taaza Message:
Hai, Smart, Bahut, Woh, Hai, Bheja, Ne, Jis, Aur, Hu, Raha, Padh, Se, Niche, Ko, Msg, Jo, Hu, Pagal, Woh, Main.
CONFUSED?
Ab Msg Niche Se Upar Padho!
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Ban Gaye Na April Fool?

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APRIL FOOL / APRIL FOOL PRANKS / HINGLISH   

A - You are Attractive,
B - You are the Best,
C - You are Cute,
D - You are Dear to Me,
E - You are Excellent,
F - You are Funny,
G - You are Good-Looking,
H - Hehehe,
I - I'm,
J - JOKING.
Happy April Fool Day!
APRIL FOOL   //




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You're full of life;
You're full of surprise;
You're full of wisdom;
You're full of
At times I find you're fully numb
And other times, you're fully dumb.
In short, you're a bloody fool.
Happy April Fool!
APRIL FOOL //



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Your girlfriend is: 
Smart
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Exemplary 
Romantic
In short she is just like your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Happy April Fool!//


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APRIL FOOL   
When you feel sad - to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute". 
You'll overcome your sadness. 
But don't make this a habit. 
Coz liars go to hell. 
Happy April Fool!
APRIL FOOL   //


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So sweet is your smile; 
So wonderful is your style; 
So enchanting is your voice; 
So captivating are your eyes;
See... how covertly I LIE!
Happy All Fools' Day!

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WHATSAPP AND FACEBOOK PRANKS NEW 2017

Naughty Sms Jokes Collection For 18+

"KAASH" Asi G.F. Miley Jo Kahey -
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarha.
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarah.
Aao Mere BOOBS Choos Lo Dashehri AAM Ki Tarha..

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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Puchha,
"Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle
Kitni Baar SEX Kiya Hai?.."
Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Diya Jisme
Chawal K Kuch Daaney Aur 200Rs/- The.
Pati- Ye Kya?
Wife - Main Jab Bhi SEX Karti Thi
To 1 Chawal Isme Daal Deti Thi.

Pati-(Daaney Gin K) Bus 7 Baar?
Aur Ye 200 Rs Kyun?
Wife-4 Kilo Chawal Beche The
Ye Uske Paise Hain....

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Feri Wala-Chaddi Lelo, Bra Lelo...
Girl-Tumhey Sharam Nahi Kya, Gandey Shabd Bol Rahey Ho, Koi Dusrey Naam Se Bolo.
Feriwala-Gand K Khol Lelo, Chuchi K Khol Lelo.

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Physics Sir Proposes Chemistry Mam-
SIR: D Time I Saw Ur CONICAL JARS & ROUND BOTTOM FLASK,
My PENDULUM Starts OSCILLATING Endlessly
& Its Length Bcums Double..!!
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Mam- Dont Just Talk, Shake D TEST TUBE Vigorously,
Make It HOT N Put It In My STAND.
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I Wnt WHITE PRECIPITATE With BRISK EFFERVESCE..

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Only Guys Can Understand:
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Sun Is Not The Only Thing
That Rises Up In The Morning...!

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Girls Can Wear All Boys Items Like
T.Shirt
Pant
Jeans
Lungies
But They Can't Wear 1 Thing
Guess Wat?
CONDOM
It's Ur Monopoly
Jai Jawaan
Jai Samaan

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Math Teacher..1 Me 2 Daaley Toh Kya Hota Hai?
Girl: Miss Ye To Aapka Hi Hausla Hai,
Humari To 1 Se Hi Jaan Nikal Jaati Hai..

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Tujhpe Ek Pyar Bhari Shayari -
Shikwa Naa Kar Dost,
Gila Na Kar Yaar,
Bas Itni Si Guzarish Hai Meri..
Jab Main Tere Me Daalu,
Tu Hilla Naa Kar Yaar.

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1 Buddha PCO Par Gaya,
Waha Kursi Par Ek Ladki Bethi Thi,
Ladki Boli: "Baba Kaha Karoge?"
Wo Sharma K Bola- Kursi Par To Hoga Nahi,
Nichey Hi Bori Bichha Lo.//

Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai.

Banta: Tujhe kese pta?

Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne check kr k muje Batya tha.
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Height of positive attitude:

Girl Friend: Mera Rishta aaya hy aur
shadi hone wali hy.

Boy Friend: That’s Good,

Phir to hum Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge.
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Medical science proved k
Kapre tight pehn’ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy.

But

Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon.

Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy.
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Advise to all the girls….

Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies…

And..

Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..
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Girl to boy: Shaadi k liye konsi date rakhien?

Boy: 22 December

Girl: Koi khaas wajah?

Boy: haan, Saal ki sabse lambi raat isi date ko hoti hai..
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Women to Dentist:

“Its so painful I’ll prefer to get Pregnant than getting my Cavity Filled.”

Dentist:

“Make a Decision, I’ll adjust the Chair Accordingly.” 
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Boy: Men dress up to been seen by others.

Girl: Laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others.
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Teacher to Pappu, Isko English main Translate karo:

Sara ne Kapray Pehan liye hain.

Pappu: Shit! I’m Late.
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Santa on Long tour asks Banta to inform if anything unusual happens at home.

Banta SMS after a month: Man who comes to Screw UR Wife daily, did not come today.
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Toilet songs:

In case of loose motion:
“ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk”

In case of Kabz:
“na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga”

In case of Gas Trouble:
“hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai”

After coming out of toilet:
“juda hokay bhee tu mujh may kaheen baki hai”
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Teacher to student: Aap bary ho ya aap k papa?

Student: Mein

Teacher: Wo Kaise?

Student: Mene mama k pass sona chor dia hai, Papa abhi tak sotay hain..
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Kaun kaheta hai Akele aaye they..
Akele jayenge..

Arrey, Bina do ke koi aa nahin sakta..

Aur, Bina chaar ke koi jaa nahin sakta…
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Girl 2 Mom: Mom I have started loving a Boy!

Mom angry: What?? How old is he? What does he do?

Girl: He is 3 months old. Happily kicking in my stomach. 
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Super hit insult..
Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 mint main khatam ho rahi ho
tu tum kia chaho gay?
Husband: Off course Sex
Or baki k 29 Minutes?
English Message:
Super Hit Insult
Wife: If a world is about to end in 30 mints what will you do?
Husband: Off course sex
Wife: Or 29 remaining minutes?
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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,

Principal entered in class an asked angrily:

Kis ka period chal raha hai?

4 larkian sharmatay hue:
Sir Hamara
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Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki Ijjat lut li!!

Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha,

Dhobi ne kaha main Khana kha raha hoon,

Istri garam hai, Maar lo!
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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX.

What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
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Dil K Mareez mutvja ho
Jin Hazrat ko Valentine day
Pr mayusi ka samna krna
Pra wo hmara Poond Capsul
Estamal kre
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Bachya aap k qadmon me
Mayusi na hon
Sunday Open.
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Ek ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha? 102 Hum FM?

To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga?

Bajate raho.
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Boy During Sex: Q na hum shadi kar len,
Phir hum roz aisa kar saken gay.

Girl: Mazdur ho Mazduri karo,
Factory k Maalik bannay ki koshish na karo.

Happy Mazdoor Day.

Sardarjii: ye roz roz condomn chalana, utarna, dalna, nikalna bohat musibat ha.

sardarnii: tusi plastic coating q nahin kara rehta.

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Pathan capture a boy, gave him a dice n said "if u get 1,2,3,4 or5, ma teri g**d maro ga.

Boy: or ager 6 aya toPathan: kabhi luddo khela ha? 6 ane pe dobara bari ati hai.

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A friend like u, is not boobs that can be suck, nor u r not pusy that can b lick, u r like a dick, that can b stand for me, so dear friend u r lund

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one boob says to other boob "sala laffra nichey wali gali me hota hai aur pakrey hum jatey hain"

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What did the dick say to the Condom?

'Cover me!!! I'm going in...'

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts. This is no

ordinary blow job!

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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!

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What is the dumbest part on a man's body?

The penis.

It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!

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I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand,

Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....

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