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APRIL FOOLS DAYS SEXY AND FUNNY POEMS
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1.Prank OF SPIDER APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2015
My girlfriend has a phobia of spiders. So I decided to put a tarantula
in a pizza box for April Fools Day. BIG! Shout out to my brother who
helped me come up with this idea.
2. YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2017
So I decided to play a pretty bad joke on my parents for April Fools Day
this year. We were at a vacation home with several other families and
it was around mid day, and we were about to head out to go to a ski
resort. Before we left I put on my acting face and acted very
traumatized and grabbed both my parents and told them i needed to talk
to them and brought them upstairs into an empty room in the house where I
hid my camera on the floor behind a chair. I held their hands and asked
them if they loved me, to my dismay they said yes (:D) and I said I got
my girlfriend pregnant and then buried my head in my hands and began to
fake cry. I was surprised how calm they were even though they had no
idea it was a prank, I felt bad so I ended the prank quickly and as my
mom was telling me "remember how I told you we would be there for you no
matter what?" I said "yeah but its a good thing its April Fools Day!".
Then they panicked and immediately started beating me to a pulp, I don't
blame them. Enjoy!
APRIL FOOLS NON VEG 18+ JOKES
3. TOILET APRIL FOOLS PRANKS 2017
TOILET WATER DRINK PRANK
APRIL FOOLS PRANKS FOR GIRLFRIEND 2015 GIRLFRIEND JOKES 2015
4. GirlFriend Ghost APril Fools Pranks 2017
Man terrifies sleeping girlfriend with ghost prank :)
5. FOOD APRIL FOOLS PRANKS 2015
April Fools! This fast food meal is made of cake, cookies and icing!
APRIL FOOLS GIRLFREIND LOVE JOKES
1.GF- fuck off
Me- Shut up. I'll make you taste your own shit.
GF- how?
Me- first anal sex and then blow job.
*Single again*
April fools non veg girlfriend funny romantic april fool jokes
Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried
Girlfriend:You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot.
Boyfriend:Whatever Sweetheart,Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.
Boy: Friendship Karogi?
Girl: Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte.
Boy: Bol Too Asie Rahi Ho Jaise Mere Parents Ne Mujhe National Permit Diya Hua Hai.
High Level insult.....
(^_^)(^_^)
Raghu 2 Anvitha:
Ur as pretty as a flower
bt
unfoRtunately
itz a CAULIFLOWER...
haha...
April Fools Girlfriend Easy Safe pranks to play on 2017
Boy sent d 1 expensive bird dat could speak 40 languags as bday gift 2 his GF.
Nxt day he askd abt d gift.
BF:hwz d bird?
GF:Very Tasty.
First Boy:Aaj Maine Tumhari Girlfriend Ko Nahate Huye Dekha Tha
Second Boy:Jor Se Lagaya Ek Bola Jaan Se Maar Dunga Aisa Kiya To
First Boy:Aree Maine Kya Kiya Main Talab Me Naha Raha Tha Sse Raste Jate Huye Dekh Maine
Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend?
Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
School in bachche ke papa ne teacher Se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!
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When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear.
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
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its March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :-/
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. – Douglas Adams
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Plz open this
after 2 days at saturday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2017.
April Fool in Advance
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Dear Ms BeautiFOOL,
U are so wonderFOOL, graceFOOL, playFOOL, powerFOOL and faithFOOL.
Earlier U were really respectFOOL & had a colorFOOL nature. But off late,
U have been painFOOL and not so peaceFOOL. I wish U were careFOOL & helpFOOL
April Fools 2017 Jokes for Boyfriend
Some things are made for each other. For example:
Shoe & Socks;
Soap & Water;
Paper & Pen;
I & your girlfriend
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One day as I came home early from work,
I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy,
“Hey buddy, why are you doing that?”
He said, “Because you came home early.”
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A baby dog asks mama dog:
How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: “Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!”
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In a bar 1 Guy says two another
“I slept wid ur mom the last nite.”
D whole bar was waiting for 4 d other Guy’s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk.”
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Which Part…
of a man’s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i Luv the way u think…
Tease girlfriend on April Fools Days
Girlfriend Ke Nakhre After Friendship
Day 1 – Love Me, But Don’t Touch Me Ok
Day 2 – Touch Me, But Don’t Kiss Me You Understand
Day 3 – Kiss Me, But Or Kuch Mat Karna Please
Day 4 – Sab Kuch Kar Lo, Par Kisi Ko Batana Nahi
Day 5 – Sub Kuch Karo, Warna Sub Ko Bata Dun Gi Ke Tum Ko Kuch Nahi Aata.
Girlfriend: There is nothing in the world that I wouldn't do for you in life.
Boyfriend: Do you love me so much honey?
Girlfriend: Well, what I meant was that I am going to spend my life doing nothing for you.
Boyfriend: I need to tell you a secret that I haven't told you so far: I a seeing a psychiatrist.
Girlfriend: Oh! I need to tell you a truth too. I am seeing a psychiatrist, plumber and a mechanic.
Girl\'s Lucky Boy
A Girl To Her Friend: I Know Two Guys And I Like Both,Tell Me Who Will Be The Lucky Guy?
Friend:Whoever You Get Married,other Guy Will Be Lucky.
girls 1980 to 2011
1980 - lOve me bUt dOnt tOuCh meh
1990 - tOuCh me bUt dOnt kIsS meh
2000 - kIsS me bUt aur kUch nA kArI
2005 - kUch bhi karlee but kisii ko bataaiyo matt
2011..sAb kUch Karlee nahi toh sab ko bataa doongii ki
tere se kuch nahii huaa....:
April fool pranks for my girlfriend
APRIL FOOLS HISSING COCKROACH PRANK!!!
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