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April fools quotes funny funny april fools sayings tumblr 2017 april fools quotes funny tagalog april fools day quotes funny funny april fools quotes sayings funny april fools day quotes funny april fools poems funniest april fools quotes1. APRIL FOOLS FUNNY QUOTES
.Night Fun
I hear eating.
I hear drinking.
I hear music.
I hear laughter.
Fun is something
Grownups never have
Before my bedtime.
Only after.
By Judith Viorst
source: http://www.brownielocks.com/childrenspoems.html
.Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?Noah.
Noah body…April Fool’s!
Knock, Knock!
Noah. Noah Who?
Noah fooling this time…It’s really me!
Knoch,Knock! Who’s there?
Noah.Noah who?
Noah Somethimg?
It,s Still April Fool,s!
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3. APRIL FOOL WORKING JOKES
Talk about yer Chris’masses
Fourth o’ Julys and cirkusses—
They ain’t in it for the real fun
That’s to be had on April one;
Even Hallowe’en is very tame
To April first—that is ‘f yer game.
I think that April first must be
Ind’pendence Day fer kids like me,
When we kin play all sorts of jokes
And not be punished by our folks—
Though pa, he says, in a threat’nin’ way:
“Bill, no nonsense from you today!”
When Jim’s pants legs are found sewed up;
When ma of coffee takes a sup
And finds the sugar tastes like salt—
I say, quite inn’cent, “Taint my fault.”
They frown and say, half-scold, half-laugh,
“This here is some of Willie’s chaff.”
The teacher has her troubles too
(You know what mischeevous boys can do).
But when I hollered “April Fool!”
She kept me in long after school.
I didn’t care much for I knew
She wasn’t game—like me or you.
Say, you look as though you might
Know how a boy ‘d feel at night,
As though a big day’s work was done,
And how h’d fooled ‘em all—’cept one—
For pa, he’d said to me, one side,
“Don’t ye fool Me, ‘r I’ll tan yer hide!”
– Will E. Cowles.
Fourth o’ Julys and cirkusses—
They ain’t in it for the real fun
That’s to be had on April one;
Even Hallowe’en is very tame
To April first—that is ‘f yer game.
I think that April first must be
Ind’pendence Day fer kids like me,
When we kin play all sorts of jokes
And not be punished by our folks—
Though pa, he says, in a threat’nin’ way:
“Bill, no nonsense from you today!”
When Jim’s pants legs are found sewed up;
When ma of coffee takes a sup
And finds the sugar tastes like salt—
I say, quite inn’cent, “Taint my fault.”
They frown and say, half-scold, half-laugh,
“This here is some of Willie’s chaff.”
The teacher has her troubles too
(You know what mischeevous boys can do).
But when I hollered “April Fool!”
She kept me in long after school.
I didn’t care much for I knew
She wasn’t game—like me or you.
Say, you look as though you might
Know how a boy ‘d feel at night,
As though a big day’s work was done,
And how h’d fooled ‘em all—’cept one—
For pa, he’d said to me, one side,
“Don’t ye fool Me, ‘r I’ll tan yer hide!”
– Will E. Cowles.
4. "April Fools Day”
I’ve been known to act like a fool,
not just once but a time or two.
So April Fools Day suits me to a T
It’s a special holiday made just for me!
— Nancy Hughes
I’ve been known to act like a fool,
not just once but a time or two.
So April Fools Day suits me to a T
It’s a special holiday made just for me!
— Nancy Hughes
5. APRIL FOOLS NEW JOKES
Jb Tum Ayene K Paas Jate Ho To Ayena Kehta HaYou R Beautiful…..
Or Jb Tum Ayene Se Door Jate Ho To Ayena Kehta Ha
April Fool April Fool…. Hahahahah -:D
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APIRL FOOLS DAYS QUOTES
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
It takes courage to make a fool of yourself and you have already done a good job.
Long time ago,, only fools used to read my status, and today …..the history continues…
Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts that’s your LUCK otherwise just tell her its April Fool.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
April Fool is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.
Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ….???…. Its APRIL 1st …. If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL.
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